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Apr 05

πŸ›‹οΈ Tesla axed its lineup

April 5, 2026 πŸ›‹οΈ MRKTcap Sponsored by πŸ₯³ Happy Sunday! In this newsletter we're diving into: πŸ›’οΈ Why oil jumped after a war threat hit the timeline πŸš— Why an EV stock everyone watches had a rough quarter πŸ‘Ÿ Why Wall Street is done waiting on a turnaround Plus, the chip story that had traders refreshing their screens. Make yourself comfy πŸ›‹οΈ and let's get into it... Market CrowdHow the market did this week. Dow 46,504.67 1,338.03 2.96% S&P 6,582.69 213.84 3.36% Nasdaq 21,879.18 930.82 4.44% *As of...

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Mar 29

πŸ›‹οΈ AI ate the homework

Mar 23

πŸ›‹οΈ USPS ghosted Amazon

Mar 16

πŸ›‹οΈ Beef? Squashed.

Mar 09

πŸ›‹οΈ Strait up chaos

Mar 02

πŸ›‹οΈ Stripe eyes PayPal

Feb 22

πŸ›‹οΈ Thirty billion reasons

Feb 16

πŸ›‹οΈ NVO gets hard on HIMS

Feb 09

πŸ›‹οΈ AI broke the software

Feb 01

πŸ›‹οΈ Meta vs Microsoft

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