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Stock market news that makes you laugh and go "wait... that actually makes sense!"


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May 24

πŸ›‹οΈ Bless they lil hearts

May 24, 2026 πŸ›‹οΈ MRKTcap Sponsored by πŸ₯³ Happy Sunday. In this newsletter we're diving into: 🧾 the AI layoff story hitting a household name πŸ›οΈ the discount shopping play that said "inflation who?" πŸ›οΈ the government stake guessing game traders are betting on Plus, one home improvement comeback story that has the orange apron trying to get back in the race. Make yourself comfy πŸ›‹οΈ and let's get into it... Market CrowdHow the market did this week. Dow 50,579.70 +1,053.53 +2.13% S&P 7,473.47 +64.97...

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May 17

New Broadcast

May 10

Worst day ever

May 03

This stock survived the SaaSpocalypse...

Apr 26

πŸ›‹οΈ Oh he lied

Apr 19

πŸ›‹οΈ It's giving history

Apr 13

πŸ›‹οΈ They really tried it

Apr 05

πŸ›‹οΈ Tesla axed its lineup

Mar 29

πŸ›‹οΈ AI ate the homework

Mar 23

πŸ›‹οΈ USPS ghosted Amazon

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